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Lobster Rolls at the Rotary

What do you call a restaurant on a hardscrabble piece of land just off the main rotary in Nantucket? Well, how about “The Rotary.”

This and other no-nonsense details about this “fast food” shack make it seem truly New England. The grill master may bend the rules to serve you a lobster roll a couple minutes after closing, but don’t expect him to crack a smile while doing it.

The whole restaurant is a paradox of parsimony and generosity. It’s hard to imagine a place with less frills than the Rotary, with its rudimentary picnic tables separated from a highly trafficked intersection by only a slim hodgepodge of a hedge. Prominently posted rules warn diners what to do and what not to do (arrive without shirt or shoes, skate or bike up to the window), and everything about the place is self-serve – forage for your own utensils, napkins, condiments, and stake out your own place outside.

But look down at your sandwich and you may have a thief’s giddiness of having gotten away with something. The lobster roll here is generally accepted by Nantucketers to be the best on the island, and no wonder. At least an entire lobster’s-worth of meat fills each bun. This may be the only time I found myself wishing for a little more mayonnaise and celery in a lobster salad mix, because it’s pretty much all lobster in huge chunks. Shake it the wrong way and a whole claw may fall out.

The New York standard, disseminated far and wide from places like the Lobster Roll (a.k.a. “Lunch”) in Amagansett and Pearl Oyster Bar in NYC, is a daintier amount of lobster salad served on a perfectly grilled buttered hot dog roll. While I missed the crunch of that roll, I couldn’t complain about the bonanza of lobster that comprised the Rotary’s edition of this classic.

New Yorkers, if you find your way up in these pahts, it’s definitely worth a detour to the Rotary.

The Rotary Restaurant
Milestone Rotary
Nantucket, Massachusetts
508-228-9505

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Nantucket Shops

Back to ACK!

The winner for best Nantucket shop in our book is Gypsy. Chock full of bags from Lanvin and Chloe and the latest clothes from Missioni, Alessandro Dell’Acqua, Derek Lam, Clu, and more, Gypsy is one-stop-shopping for the jet set – or the just plain aspirational.
The above photo is a stealth shot of their old location, but they have a brand spanking new, fancy shop now on Federal Street, below. Ask for fabulous sales guy Eddy.

Gypsy
20 Federal Street
Nantucket, Massachusetts
508-228-4404

If only all beach towns had a shop like Beauty By the Sea. Stock up on beauty products from Malie, Fresh, Korres, Henrikson, and Bliss, plus cosmetics and pretty jewelry.

Beauty By the Sea
29 Center Street
Nantucket, Massachusetts
508-228-1771

Ladybird Lingerie has all sorts of nice lacy things.

How cute are these grown-up day-of-the-week panties?

Ladybird Lingerie
2 Orange St
Nantucket, Massachusetts
508-228-6093

OK, so Simon Doonan is not doing the window design here, but Murray’s Toggery is a must-visit in Nantucket for madras and all things whale-print.
The interior reflects that old WASP truism: if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it – or redesign it. The Nan reds sold here have been the same for years.

Murray’s Toggery Shop
62 Main Street
Nantucket, Massachusetts
508-228-0437

The Hub has been the center of activity in town for as long as anyone can remember.
On an island where cell phone and wireless internet service are spotty, newspapers are highly necessary items.

The Hub
31 Main Street
Nantucket, Massachusetts
508-325-0200

There are several good book stores on Nantucket, but we were partial to the friendly, homey atmosphere and local selections at Nantucket Bookworks.

Nantucket Bookworks
25 Broad Street
Nantucket, Massachusetts
508-228-4000

High Maintenance first introduced me to Peter Beaton, a hat shop tucked down an alley at 16 1/2 Federal Street.
This fabulous milliner turns out hundreds of beautiful straw hats a year. Perfect for weddings and polo matches, dahling.
The black-and-white box is a Nantucket status symbol in and of itself.

Peter Beaton Hat Studio
16 1/2 Federal Street
Nantucket, Massachusetts
508-228-8456

But of course, the ultimate insider Nantucket status symbol is a handwoven basket purse from Four Winds. They may look cutesy, but they start at about $700 – and that’s pre-scrimshaw. Check out Four Winds’ selection of beautiful antique purses as well, some with monograms.

Four Winds Craft Guild
15 Main Street
Nantucket, Massachusetts
508-228-9623

Ther
e are plenty of touristy tee shirt shops on Nantucket, but our favorite was Three Girls and a Dog. Here you can find the famous “oversand vehicle permit” Nantucket tees.

Three Girls and a Dog
15 Centre Street
Nantucket, Massachusetts
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Super Saturday, Hats Off to

Forget dogs and children: the must-have accessory in the Hamptons is the sun hat. How else to survive hour after grueling hour of outdoor social events?



Long on purple? This color played a big part in
Catherine Malandrino‘s fall collection.






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Super Saturday, The Men of

Three cheers to the men who made it out to support this cause. They were rewarded with lots of goods from Steven Alan, Turnbull and Asser, Brooks Brothers and more.

This dapper guy was actually waiting for She Who Must Not Be Named on This Site.
rock tees for kids
gingham

linen shirt paired with Keens

I’m not sure how I feel about these oversize Polo logos, but they sure were popular. Paired here with Gucci loafers.


brightly colored Havaianas

pink still in for guys
camouflage shorts and Havaianas
What did I tell you about madras?

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Super Saturday, Prints vs. White Dresses at

Prints and white dresses battled it out for primacy on the fashion field.




Rodney Yee and Colleen Saidman, looking very couple-y.


One of the girls from London Misher PR, which ran the event. Keep an eye out for these elastic cinch-waist belts in August and September.










Donna Karan, founder of Super Saturday, arrives with daughter Gabby.
Donna Karan, firmly in the white camp.
And the next wave in fashion: Donna Karan’s very pretty granddaughter.

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Super Saturday, Best of

High heat, high humidity, and high fashion: Super Saturday, the annual Hamptons shopping event that benefits the Ovarian Cancer Research Fund, has always been an oasis of style in the midst of summer doldrums.

Of all the hundreds of fashionably dressed people at the event (more photos to come), here are a few who stood out as truly chic.









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Something Natural

One of the best sunny-day activities in Nantucket is lunch at Something Natural. This hippie-flavored take-out place, first opened in the 1970’s as a health food store, has been a hit since Matthew Fee converted it to a sandwich shop over 20 years ago. Here’s the drill:

1. Take in the quaint view from the parking lot.

2. Get in line. Confusingly, there is a separate line for the bakery closer to the door. At lunch time assume that everyone who is waiting is waiting for sandwiches. If you accidentally cut in line, a displaced New Yorker may yell at you as one did at me. Insert yourself between people and their Something Natural sandwiches at your own risk.

3. Order at the counter. All the sandwiches are good here, but the vegetarian offerings are especially fresh, excellent and more like California sandwiches than anything else I’ve tasted on the East Coast. Try the sprouts, vegetables, and hummus sandwich on multi-grain or Portuguese bread.

A note on bread in Nantucket: The ubiquity of Portuguese bread on Nantucket may seem random, but it’s actually in the island’s blood. Many Portuguese entrepreneurs emigrated here over the centuries, because, as many a sailor knows, the Azores islands of Portugal are a straight shot here as the crow flies. Several Portuguese families bought and ran the Old Mill in the 19th century. Thus, Portuguese bread.

4. Go outside and find a seat. The lunchtime setting is slightly more bucolic than a midtown PAX deli, no?

5. Pick up your order inside or outside at the screened in porch. Make sure to get some chocolate chip cookies and Nantucket Nectars lemonade.

6. Chill out and enjoy.

Something Natural
50 Cliff Road
Nantucket, Massachusetts
508-228-0504

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Ack! Fashion

There’s been a lot of noise recently about the resurgence of preppy style. It’s even taken off in the hip hop world, in a trend that started with pink-wearing rapper Cam’ron.

Let’s take it back to where this whole deal started: ACK, y’all. On Nantucket it’s always been cool to dress in eye-achingly bright colors and outrageous prints. Is it any coincidence that preppiness is now the nexus of insane black and white style?

And no, it’s not “plaid,” Wall Street Journal. It’s madras, yo.

Wouldn’t want to run into this gang on a dark cobblestone street. Especially after they’ve had a few Goombay smashes





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Paris Practicalities

Call me old-fashioned, but I like to stay in a Parisian hotel that actually looks Parisian. Located in the Latin Quarter, near the wonderful shops of Saint-Germain but not perilously close to them, Hotel du Pantheon has 36 rooms decorated in toile and framed botanical prints. Beneath the rooms’ traditional exterior is a highly-functioning interior, however: the hotel was renovated in 2001, and there is WiFi throughout. The staff is courteous and happy to call you a taxi when you don’t dare brave the nearby metro in those Louboutins.

Hotel du Pantheon
19, place du Pantheon
5eme
Paris, France
+ 33 1 43 54 32 95

Though it may be super kewl to have the Wallpaper guide to Paris, Time Out Paris proved to be the best overall guide. (Full disclosure: I also write for Time Out, but, sadly, not the Paris guide.)

Miss Thing brought this Luxe guide with her, appropriately pictured here at Kong. We used its walking tour of the Marais.

Another excellent insider guide to the Marais is the French blog Haut Marais.

Restaurants were found through Chowhound, Time Out, Wallpaper, various French and Paris-frequenting friends, and of course, the Michelin guide.

Directions were found through… Google maps! Yes, also available in Paris, especially if you have WiFi in your hotel room.

You can now also download Google maps to your mobile phone or Blackberry. The easiest way to do so is to access Google maps via your phone or Blackberry browser and download the free program.

Driving directions were found through the life-changing GPS gadget TomTom. You can buy and download maps of Europe through the TomTom site and upload them onto your device.

P.S. It also helps to speak a bit of French. As Miss Thing infamously quipped at one point, “I’m surprised how many people here don’t speak English!” Give French a whirl with a course at NYU’s School of Continuing and Professional Studies.

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Paris Culture

A note on some of the cultural differences between Paris and New York.

In a local cafe. One reason why there are fewer DOH closures in Paris.

A student’s backpack says “LOVE AND PEACE OR ELSE.” The spirit of Robespierre lives on!

A lot of chicks ride motorbikes in Paris and look hot doing it. I didn’t think that was unusual, but one American guy I know did, so here’s proof for ya.


There are vending machines on the subway platforms. Why don’t we have that?

Why French women don’t get fat: this stand full of gorgeous fruit is located in the depths of a subway station.

You know you’re in Paris when you can buy canned coq au vin, boeuf Bourguignon, and tripe. Mmmmm… canned tripe…


Ice cream comes in floral flavors like rose and violet.

What they mean in France when they invite you over for a barbecue.

Breakfast in Paris.

Pastry in Paris.


And the saddest wake-up call of all: pastry at the Starbucks in the Newark airport on the return trip home.

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L’Entrecôte

Shortly after the steak frites at L’Entrecôte was set down in front of us, our friend la française summoned the waitress, who was uniformed in a black dress with a starched white apron to match the retro bistro décor.

“Is there not a lot of sauce tonight?” la française said in French, sounding concerned.

But of course there was, our waitress responded, and immediately ladled more of the secret sauce that makes L’Entrecôte so famous onto our plates.

After the waitress left, la française said, “That’s how you ask for things in Paris: indirectly. If you ask them, ‘Can I have more sauce on this?’ they get all huffy.”

Good advice for a restaurant that attracts more and more foreigners each season as word of its fabulous steak frites spreads. There is no real menu at L’Entrecôte; the waitress simply appears at your table and scribbles the number and doneness of your steak orders on the tablecloth.

Not many places could get away with serving just one thing – though there is this perfectly good mesclun salad with walnuts to start. But no one can get enough of L’Entrecôte’s special butter sauce, first introduced to Paris in 1959 by Paul Gineste de Saurs. Since there are no reservations taken at L’Entrecôte, people line up around the corner and wait. Even on a Monday night, the place was packed, though the line moved quickly. We arrived at 8:30 pm and were seated in 30 or 40 minutes.

So what is the secret to this mystery sauce? Since the restaurant’s inception the sauce recipe has been a closely guarded secret, handed down over the generations even as the family has branched out. Daughter Hélène Godillot took over the original 17th arrondissement restaurant, the Relais de Venice L’Entrecôte, her sister Marie-Paule Burrus started the rival Le Relais de l’Entrecôte, where we dined that night, and their brother Henri Gineste de Saurs opened a L’Entrecôte in Toulouse.

The intergenerational multiplication of L’Entrecôte doesn’t seem to have affected the family in the same way as, say, the Manganaros of New York. Fortunately for diners everywhere, all the restaurants share the same recipe for a butter sauce from Geneva’s Café de Paris in the 1940’s.

As I tasted and retasted the sauce, trying to decode the delicious layers of flavor of herbs, cream, mustard, butter, and a perhaps a dash of white wine, I had no idea that we had arrived at L’Entrecôte amid a storm of controversy. Just weeks before, Jean-Claude Ribaut, restaurant critic for Le Monde, outed L’Entrecôte by publishing a recipe for the sauce. The secret, he said, is chicken livers. Not so, rebutted L’Entrecôte’s Hélène Godillot in the London Independent. Make Le Monde’s recipe and you will not have L’Entrecôte’s sauce.

As for this copycat chef, I would concur with Jean-Claude Ribaut’s guess at chicken livers, which certainly would explain the richness of the sauce and the odd greenish color. But I might also throw some sage and bay leaves, a grating of nutmeg, and a little white wine into the mix.

When dessert arrived – ultra-rich vanilla crème brulée scalloped to look like tarte tatin, scoops of freshly made sorbet – we were still puzzling over the secret to the secret sauce. But if any of us in the restaurant that night really knew the answer to this mystery, there would be no one waiting in line, and there has been a line outside of the various L’Entrecôtes in Paris day and night for 20 years now.

It seems there’s only one way to get closer to the heart of the riddle: Go to Paris. Often.

L’Entrecôte
i.e., Le Relais de l’Entrecôte
15, rue Marbeuf
8eme
Paris, France
49-52-07-17

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Benoît

If you can’t afford Alain Ducasse at the Plaza Athénée, there’s only one place to go: another Alain Ducasse restaurant. Fortunately for Ducasse fans, in the last few years the superchef has quietly amassed a mini empire of restaurants all over the world, not just by franchising his existing restaurants, but by gently taking over the classics and reinvigorating them.

One rainy Friday night in Paris, High Maintenance, Knucklehead, and I headed over to Benoît, a classic French bistro near the Centre Pompidou. Founded in 1912 by butcher Benoît Matray then handed down to his grandson, it was bought in 2005 by the Ducasse group, which installed chef David Rathgeber in the kitchen. Benoît still serves the kind of traditional French dishes that might even give Julia Child the heebie jeebies. Craving a head of veal? Look no further than Benoît.

After a brief foray into the tourist room, where we refused to sit down, the maître’d led us into the more acceptable side room with a sigh. Still, there was to be no sitting in the front room, which seemed to be reserved for regulars and was absolument complet, he said, using a phrase I’d already grown weary of.

Nevertheless, the ambiance here was perfect. Knucklehead and High Maintenance, who are regulars at Raoul’s in Soho, requested a classic bistro, and here was a bistro that reminded me of Raoul’s: a lively neighborhood place with a cool but casual atmosphere and good food.

Make that great food. If you want to go anywhere in Paris to get schooled in the classics, Benoît is the place to go. When all the riffs on French cuisine are whisked away, the standards that remain are excellent in their own right. Why do we have sear foie gras or put it on burgers when it can be an other-worldly experience on its own? With a texture like whipped butter, perfumed with a touch of shallot and a hint of champagne, Benoît’s foie gras was supremely rich yet airy.

Tongue of veal turned out to be a lot like salami in texture, though not as strong in taste. Thinly sliced and sandwiched between layers of foie gras, it was interesting, but you might as well just get the foie gras on its own, or the escargots, which are reputed to be excellent.

Look at this brown mass of cassoulet and imagine it’s one of the best things you’ve ever eaten. Not easy, right? The blah appearance of so much of traditional French cuisine – compared to the bright colors and flavors of Asian-influenced fusion cuisine – is what has set it by the wayside in the past decade or so. Judging this cassoulet by its brown cover would be a shame, though, because the taste is incredibly heady and complex. The secret seems to be in the sausage, which lends the beans an herbal spiciness. Or is it in the meat, which gives it gravitas? Or is it the incredibly low heat and long time it must have taken to cook beans this flavorful without making them fall apart? As anyone who’s ever made a cassoulet knows, it ain’t as easy as it looks. Benoît’s was hands-down the best cassoulet I’ve ever come across.

High Maintenance and Knucklehead both got the steak, as at Raoul’s, but unlike at Raoul’s, this steak was topped with what seemed to be sweetbreads – if I didn’t get lost in translation. The best thing about the dish was the divine demi-glace that came with, and the side of macaroni and cheese. Give a chef like David Rathgeber something as simple as mac ‘n’ cheese to make and even this turns out to be a goumet dish.

Knucklehead actually knows a thing or two about wines, so he chose this very nice Chateau Fonbadet 2000 Paulliac in anticipation of a trip to Bordeaux.

Heading into yet more traditional territory, we had a very satisfying order of profiteroles and cake for dessert. Somehow these taste all the better when served on bone china with sterling silver utensils, as at many of the better restaurants in Paris.

I found Benoît through the international boards on Chowhound.com, where many readers recommended it as the best classic bistro in Paris. It’s also in the Michelin guide with one star, meaning “a very good restaurant in its category.”

Doing one thing but doing it very well? Benoît’s stardom is well deserved.

Benoît
20, rue St. Martin
4eme
Paris, France
01-42-72-25-76

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Le Comptoir

Lunch can be a wonderfully long, drawn out affair in Paris, especially if an Englishman sits down at your table and orders a bottle of champagne.

“Where are you going to put that photo?” he asked, fiddling with his cell phone.

“On the internet.”

He shrugged it off. This was no shrinking violet. It wouldn’t pay to be at Le Comptoir, where the teeny cafe tables in this tiny place are set so close they’re literally touching. Time to get to know your neighbors.

Here was our neighbor on one side.

And our neighbor on the other.

It’s a very friendly place, especially after you’ve had half a bottle of champagne. And the café seating is great for people watching.


But onto the food. That’s why we’re here, right? There are lots of comptoirs in Paris – the name refers to the bar in a café – but this is the Comptoir, the renowned gastro brasserie run by chef Yves Camdeborde, who is to Paris what April Bloomfield is to New York.

The close proximity of other people’s food makes it easy to order dim-sum style by pointing and saying “I’ll have what she’s having.” So it was with the salad with foie gras, recommended by Monsieur the Englishman’s previous female dining companion, who had to leave while he lingered, killing time before the next train to a certain town in the French countryside.

“I must be as old as your father.” He sounded vaguely surprised by this fact.

“How old are you?”

“Sixty.”

“Nope. My father’s sixty-two.”

Hmmm.

Why have just a salad when you can have a salad topped with foie gras and sprinkled with bacon? That was my reasoning and a line of logic that worked well at Le Comptoir. When ordering here, go for the gutsiest food you can find. The buttery texture and rich taste of Le Comptoir’s foie gras was mitigated by the crunch of green beans and lettuce, though admittedly these were dressed with something creamy. Do the benefits outweigh the costs? Don’t ask.

The daily special lasts all the way through the fancier dinner seating that begins at six, so it is a good bet to order this if you want to taste Camdeborde’s finest. That day’s special was tranche de gigot, sliced lamb leg, cooked medium-rare and infused with intense flavors of roasted garlic and fresh herbs, elements that appear in an accompanying sauce slick with lamb fat. As with the salad, don’t bemoan the fat: it is the conduit for all the excellent flavor at Le Comptoir.

By the time lunch drew to a close, the afternoon was nearly at an end. Though Yves Camdeborde’s restaurant, like the Spotted Pig, is insanely popular, it’s great for procrastinators who show up for lunch at 3pm. Not only are you more likely to get a table, you’ll actually be able to eat lunch when most of the cafés in Paris have stopped serving it.

Monsieur the Englishman scribbled down several numbers of various homes and left for the train, waving as he pulled his wheely bag towards the taxi stand.

Now the only thing left to do was get ready for dinner.

Le Comptoir
Hotel Le Relais Saint-Germain
9, carrefour de l’Odeon
6eme
Paris, France
01-44-27-07-97

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Paris Shops II

The Marais is known for its boutiques stocked with indie-designer clothes, which, while they are not exactly cheap, are a lot less expensive than what you’ll find on Rue Saint-Honoré.

The Swedish proprietress of Plagg opened her shop to showcase Scandinavian designers.
plastic and mirror jewelry by Mori
There were many offerings in midnight blue…
…like this simple but chic eel skin clutch by Copenhagen label Becksöndergaard for 150€.

Plagg
41, rue Charlot
3eme
Paris, France
01-42-78-37-60

Just your average fabulous cheese shop in Paris…
For a listing of fromageries in various arrondissements, check here.


Jouannault
39, rue de Bretagne
3eme
Paris, France
01-42-78-52-61

Erik Linz was a designer for the Hong Kong branch of Céline before he opened his own shop in the Marais in late 2006.
As you can see from Miss Thing, who models an Erik Linz blazer below, the clothes are beautifully cut. The tailoring of his jackets, overcoats, skirts, and pants in muted colors is as flattering as a designer line at three times the price. He also designs jewelry, like the statement-piece necklace on the table above.
In general Parisians seems less obsessed with brand names than we New Yorkers and more focused on having beautifully cut clothes in versatile colors.

Erik Linz
21, rue de Saintonge
3eme
Paris, France
01-42-78-11-34

the moody windows of Lemaire
The lobby of Hotel du Petit Moulin, an excellent place to stay in the Marais.
Sale mania at Shine. This boutique reminded us the most of New York, with brands that you’d find at Intermix (aka Interbitch). We scored some Marc Jacobs platform sandals at half off. (OK, so I guess some of us are still obsessed with brand names.)

Shine
15, rue de Poitou
3eme
Paris, France
02-48-05-80-10

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Hôtel Costes

What would you do to score a coveted table? Call a restaurant one month ahead of time to the day at exactly 10am, speed dialing incessantly – nay, moronically – until you get through? Arrive at 6 o’clock and stand at the bar in four-inch heels for a couple hours if you want to eat by 8? Get there at 5:05pm on the Fourth of July if you plan on eating at all? But of course.

Restaurants are becoming more like nightclubs every year, and if you don’t play by their rules, you ain’t getting nowhere. The rules can be nonsensical: I remember a particular nightclub warning potential clubgoers that they didn’t want to see any kind of gold jewelry. ????? Yet if the right person rocked gold jewelry just so, he or she would likely get in. It’s nightclub physics: for every ridiculous stricture there is an equally ridiculous but opposite exception.

So when the reservationist at sceney Hôtel Costes in Paris told me that I’d have to call back on a Monday at 9:30am for a reservation at 8:30pm the following Thursday, I said great and hung up. Then I realized: 9:30am their time that Monday would be 3:30am New York time.

This is where most people might throw in the embroidered hotel towel. Looking for a loophole, I found none. There was no one I knew well enough in Paris – heck, anywhere – to ask to speed dial on my behalf. I’d already been warned by frequenters of Paris fashion week that it is not the sort of place where one just shows up expecting to get in.

Why? Because there are several layers of door people checking and rechecking your credentials before they lead you through the labyrinthine, deep red interior of the Hôtel Costes lobby restaurant. Don’t even ask to eat in the beautiful open air atrium in the middle of the action. Those seats are for hotel guests.

At least the place has the credentials for cool. The restaurant at Hôtel Costes is a nightclub. In 2000 they launched the career of DJ Stéphane Pompougnac, whose remixed French tunes you’ve likely heard at every upscale boutique/party in the last few years.

The elaborate interior design recalls 19th century Napoleon III France – or the Bowery. Potted palms, fluted columns, gilded mirrors, dark wood furniture, and red velvet drapes between the myriad rooms create a hide-and-seek effect that lets you spy on or hide from the fashionable diners, who are just as likely to fixate on your handbag as they are on you.

Like the crowd, the menu is eclectic and international, and these dishes, not the traditional French ones, are the best. My insanely stylish friend, Miss Thing, ordered the caprese salad then the Peking duck. Only the French could make a caprese salad so decadent. The young, slightly tart mozzarella was nearly melting back to milk on the plate, and the tomatoes were dressed with a touch of syrupy aged balsamic and fragrant basil.

Juicy slices Peking duck had the authentic taste of tea smoke and Sichuan pepper, and the accompanying hoisin sauce was spot-on. This was the best of the entrees, and a lot easier to eat at Costes’ small, low tables than the traditional type of Peking duck with pancakes.

The escargots were real – and by that I mean they were actually attached to their shells, not taken out of a can and stuffed in there, American-style. Doused in a rich butter sauce of garlic and parsley, they were wonderfully fresh and good.

We had a 2004 M. Chapoutier “La Bernardine” Chateauneuf du Pape with the meal. I will always be biased in favor of this French varietal because of a Belgian waitress who used to work with me at La Jumelle in Soho. Whenever anyone ordered a Chateauneuf du Pape, she was extremely satisfied and counted them as true francophiles. Ever since then I’ve been drawn the earthy flavor of a good Chateauneuf du Pape, and this one was excellent.

My friend Burning Woman doesn’t eat meat, which can be a problem in France, especially if you’re also avoiding fat. Just forget about any kind of dieting here, because the light but flavorful California-style cuisine we’ve come to expect in the U.S. hasn’t really caught on. Whoever’s in the Costes kitchen seems to be pooh-poohing the non-buttery fish dishes and not expending as much effort on them. Ergo, salmon and green beans at Hôtel Costes were pretty much just salmon and green beans – nothing spectacular.

Steak tartare was also disappointing because of its simplicity. Sure, it’s supposed to be just ground meat and toast, but one hopes for all the mix-ins and special sauces that that you’d find at the excellent tartare at Employees Only here. That trumps the bland tartare at Hôtel Costes.

Make sure you use the loo here, because doing so will take you on a journey through the labyrinth. Just don’t stop and take a photograph of this gorgeous private dining room, or a French woman may shriek at you: There are no photographs at Hôtel Costes! (Though they’re not too shy to have their own lifestyle magazine: see below.)

The fact that this review exists is a testament to insomnia. Finally, waking up at three in the morning as usual, there was something constructive and necessary for me to do: call Hotel Costes. One call was all it took to get three people on the books at prime time, 8:30 on a Thursday. All I had to do was speak French while closing my eyes, hopping up and down on one foot, and throwing away all my gold jewelry.

See? Easy.

The restaurant at Hôtel Costes
239, rue Saint-Honoré
1e
Paris, France
01-42-44-50-25

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